The girl who lived in our apartment previously is named Sarah Dunlap, which we know because, when we finally got out mailbox key, there were copious amounts of old mail to her in there. Apparently she doesn’t like to pay phone bills.
Don the Landlord came over to replace some lightbulbs etc. the other night, and he took me down to the storage space below us to point out some old furniture crap he thought we might want, and that’s where I found them.
There are three, each more terrific/horrifying than the last. They are pictures, portraits taken in a studio, in a corn field, in someone's living room. Sarah Dunlap is a bodybuilder. Sarah Dunlap is the most grossly manly woman I've ever had the misfortune of succeeding a living place from. And we have pretty-much nude pictures of her.
Don't believe me? Google her name.
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