I have nothing to say about today, except that it is very hot.
Here's some little tidbits from the past week, for (hopefully) your amusement.
1. little boy in store: *grabs purse* I'm a girl!
same little boy: *purposefully, repeatedly runs into picture of model on wall* Excuse me, ma'am.
me: that kid is really bored.
2. woman on train talking on phone (in slow, deliberately calm voice the whole time): Hello?.. I'm here... I'm going to hang up if you're going to keep talking like that. You don't need to be swearing... No, I do know you. Your actions tell me who you are. Your actions tell me-- excuse me. You're talking over me... It says here, in this book I'm reading (which had a rose on the cover, btw), "When someone lies to you it can break your heart, because they don't trust you enough to tell you the truth."... *hangs up*
me: are you for real, lady?
3. Cashier in store looked like an Indian Rowan Atkinson.
4. Police car driving past Harry Potter midnight showing line: (in loudspeaker) Harry Potter is sold out! (jk)
5. Fellow tour guide uses term "IRL" in real life.
6. I did not video giving the cat a bath, though I probably should have. In any case, the end result is a partially-bathed cat and 12 scratches on Emma's legs.
7. My boss uses LOLcat picture in work email.
8. ohmigod it is so hot I am seriously melting. There I go, puddling on the floor..
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